Parrot ( Joke )

 

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.   Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked, kicked, and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour.” John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?”

AllanJames
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Just something to share, and something to think about...

 

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An online friend just put me on to something that's going to be very
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It's an online graphics generator for Internet marketers:
 
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There are 4 different creators...
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The Top 5 Safelists for November 2010

Like all other successful Internet marketers I use tracking links to gather valuable statistics about my ads to let me know which advertising sites are bringing me the best results. While 12SC has a great general ad an url tracker service there are times when a dedicated tracking (and in this case posting) utility makes good sense - Safelists are one of those cases. This utility exploded me results.

I always pay for upgraded memberships at most of these safelists so if the numbers seem higher than what you are getting as a free member that’s probably why.

What you see below are my link tracking stats for several splash pages that I am promoting on a rotator in various safelists and viral list builders.  Yes, I have upgraded memberships in almost all of these sites so take that in consideration if your numbers aren’t as high as mine.

	Total Clicks	Unique Clicks	Action	Sales	CTA	CTS
List Joe	2,223	1,532	80	18	5.22%	1.17%
StateoftheArtMailer	4,060	2,048	70	17	3.42%	0.83%
AdTactics	2,901	773	72	14	9.31%	1.81%
Quick List Profits	1,508	1,009	62	13	6.14%	1.29%
List Zillion	1,313	708	43	12	6.07%	1.69%
Power Profit List	1,104	590	37	12	6.27%	2.03%
DownlineBuilderDirect	1,049	582	52	11	8.93%	1.89%
Elite Safelist	2,031	886	51	10	5.76%	1.13%
Instant Profit List	1,135	625	42	10	6.72%	1.60%
ViralAdStore	1,355	706	40	10	5.67%	1.42%

“Clicks” is how many people viewed my splash page.  “Action” is how many people clicked the link on my splash page to go to the main site.  “Sales” is how many people joined my site.  CTA and CTS are “clicks to action” and “clicks to sale”.

Remember your results may vary - always track YOUR results.

The BEST tracking (and posting) solution can be found HERE.

It's free to join, but upgrading to a paid Membership (not expensive) is a very smart move.

AllanJames
(the StartBusinessMentor)
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