Thursday, November 25, 2010

Parrot ( Joke )

 

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
 
Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with
profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything
else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even
more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird
and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked,
kicked, and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep
was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms
and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behaviour.”

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change
in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?”


AllanJames
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

FREE Online Graphics Creator For Internet Marketers -Create Graphic Headlines/Buy Now Buttons and more!

An online friend just put me on to something that's going to be very
useful for many of you... and it's free!
 
It's an online graphics generator for Internet marketers:
 
http://marketinginunderwear.com/graphiccreator/creator/
 
There are 4 different creators...
1) Graphic Headline Creator
2) Buy Now Button Creator
3) "Belcher Button" Creator
4) Guarantee Creator
 
Create your custom graphics, click the "save graphics" button,
and right click on your mouse to "save image"
 
 
If you like it, please share the page with other marketers
(they'll thank you for it)
 
Enjoy!

To YOUR success!

Allan

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Monday, November 1, 2010

The Top 5 Safelists for November 2010

Like all other successful Internet marketers I use tracking links to gather valuable statistics about my ads to let me know which advertising sites are bringing me the best results. While 12SC has a great general ad an url tracker service there are times when a dedicated tracking (and in this case posting) utility makes good sense - Safelists are one of those cases. This utility exploded me results.

I always pay for upgraded memberships at most of these safelists so if the numbers seem higher than what you are getting as a free member that’s probably why.

What you see below are my link tracking stats for several splash pages that I am promoting on a rotator in various safelists and viral list builders.  Yes, I have upgraded memberships in almost all of these sites so take that in consideration if your numbers aren’t as high as mine.


Total Clicks Unique Clicks Action Sales CTA CTS
List Joe 2,223 1,532 80 18 5.22% 1.17%
StateoftheArtMailer 4,060 2,048 70 17 3.42% 0.83%
AdTactics 2,901 773 72 14 9.31% 1.81%
Quick List Profits 1,508 1,009 62 13 6.14% 1.29%
List Zillion 1,313 708 43 12 6.07% 1.69%
Power Profit List 1,104 590 37 12 6.27% 2.03%
DownlineBuilderDirect 1,049 582 52 11 8.93% 1.89%
Elite Safelist 2,031 886 51 10 5.76% 1.13%
Instant Profit List 1,135 625 42 10 6.72% 1.60%
ViralAdStore 1,355 706 40 10 5.67% 1.42%

“Clicks” is how many people viewed my splash page.  “Action” is how many people clicked the link on my splash page to go to the main site.  “Sales” is how many people joined my site.  CTA and CTS are “clicks to action” and “clicks to sale”.

Remember your results may vary - always track YOUR results.

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It's free to join, but upgrading to a paid Membership (not expensive) is a very smart move.


AllanJames
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