From the mouths of children! (Joke)

Recently at a school in Florida the first grade teacher handed out Lifesavers to her class and asked them to identify the taste by the colors.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your Mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and Yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

Enjoy!
Allan
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Allan R James
Founder, Quantum Worldwide Enterprises
Christchurch, New Zealand

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